Previously on Ladies…

True, he did not play this week as the Cowboys were on a bye week. And yes, he spent the weekend hanging out at fashionable Ketchup in LA (Who wouldn’t want a Kobe beef mini-hot dog with Kobe beef chili? I hate chili but cannot resist that dish.) and then get lap dances from Britney Spears at Le Deux while Ryan Seacrest takes notes in the corner.

But what makes him the hottie of the week? Try a $67 million six-year deal with about $30 million in guarantees.

Hey Tony… need a lap dance?

Metchicks (De)Jesus’ Homies 101.90 Philip Rivers 17.70
TheStarterWife 95.90 Ben Roethlisberger 17.10

Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 134.56 Peyton Mannning 18.20
Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 100.64 Brett Favre 20.44

SA’s Woodson over Manning 125.34 Tom Brady 35.64
Andrea’s ThreatLevelMidnight 125.90 Marc Bulger 15.40

GordonShumway’s Angelina Ate My Baby 93.34 Drew Brees 29.44
Clare’s Speckhosen 184.62 Jon Kitna 10.62

Tom Brady 8-0
Matt Hasselbeck 0-0

Texas Gal
Vince Young 2-1
Brett Favre 3-2

Marc Bulger 1-2
Tony Romo 3-2

Peyton Manning 3-4
David Carr 0-0
Donovan McNabb 1-0

Philip Rivers 3-5
Alex Smith 0-0

Rex Grossman 0-1
Jon Kitna 3-3
Matt Schaub 0-1

Ben Roethlisberger 3-4
Carson Palmer 0-1

Drew Brees 2-6
Jake Delhomme 0-0

Divison 1
2. TheStarterWife 6-2-0 .750 1120.72
4. Woodson over Manning 5-3-0 .625 1284.24
5. ThreatLevelMidnight 5-3-0 .625 1150.72
7. (De)Jesus’ Homies 1-7-0 .125 770.18
Division 2
1. JimBobCooterGaveMe6 6-2-0 .750 1306.34
3. Speckhosen 6-2-0 .750 1075.32
6. The Real (Colt)McCoy 3-5-0 .375 1013.62
8. Angelina Ate My Baby 0-8-0 .000 766.90

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0 Responses to Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 8

  1. Dammit. I fell to second place AND lost to a team that had half it’s players on a BYE week.

  2. Holly says:


    I had a weird week across the board in all three of my teams. All my producing guys racked up considerable yardage, but scored very few TDs. Said my brother in disgust, perusing his roster: “I hate injuries. This is too much like REAL football.”

  3. IJustMadeThatUp says:

    Ketchup? Really? THAT place? Tony is a crappy date. He couldn’t have sprung for Fraiche or Providence? Might as well have gone to Arby’s (which I’m sure Britney wouldn’t have argued against).

    I gave up on FF this year. Stupid injuries desimated both my teams and scowering the waiver wires for some 3rd-string wide receiver or running back feels just too pathetic for a team at 1-7.

  4. metschick says:

    I won? I won?! WOO HOO.

  5. Nola Chick says:

    If Romo becomes a new Valtrex spokesman, now we’ll know why…

  6. DougOLis says:

    Holy crap, did metschick just win? And not only that, but take out the #1 team?

  7. The worst part about getting a lap dance from Brittney Spears…

    … trying to get the grease stains off your pants.

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