“Hello and good morning.  Welcome to our viewers across the nation including the Pacific Time Zone.”

Either NBC is mocking our insomniacs or our early risers.  I don’t see you calling out Hawaii, Ms. Overnight Anchor Lady.  

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go back to Googling “dry socket” and “does the Better Marriage Blanket also block snoring from both spouse and dog” right away.

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