On any given day, we send each other between 50 and 200 emails. (70% sports, 15% website chatter, 7% pillow fighting and baby oil discussion, 4% on how our lives are going, 4% on how much we hate other blogs that shall remain nameless.)
Occasionally, we get down right silly. Yesterday was one of those days. Leading up to this point, we had been discussing Charlie Weis, oatmeal, and cottage cheese. Clare got us started… (WARNING – This might hurt some to read.)
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT I AM FINISHING MY LUNCH WITH A BAG OF DELICIOUS CHEEZY DOODLES AND QUITE FRANKLY I THINK YOU SHOULD TOO.EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!!!
I WILL DEF. NOW GO OUT AND BUY A NEW BAG (my old one is gone, my brother scarfed that) AND SOME ICE CREAM LATER ON TODAY.
I HAVE NOT EATEN TODAY YET, AND SO I FEEL IT IS ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE TO HAVE TWO DELICIOUS BAGS OF CHEEZE DOODLES. AND POSSIBLY SOME WHEAT THINS.
I DO NOT HAVE CHEEZE DOODLES BUT I DO HAVE ONE OF THOSE 100 CALORIE PACKS OF CHEETOS IN MY PURSE, DESPITE THEM HAVING 6 GRAMS OF FAT.
I FELT JUSTIFIED IN EATING MY CHEEZE DOODLES AS THEY WERE THE BAKED KIND FROM HERR’S AND THE REST OF MY LUNCH WAS QUITE VIRTUOUS AS WELL.
HOW CAN THERE BE 6 GRAMS OF FAT WHEN THERE’S ONLY 100 CALORIES? SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
ALSO- I DO NOT HAVE ANY OF THE DELICIOUS CHEEZE DOODLE SNACKS TO EAT. SO IT WILL JUST HAVE TO BE WHEAT THINS.
I HAD SOME CHEESE FOR LUNCH AND DOODLED ON MY NOTEPAD. DOES THAT COUNT?
VIRTUOUS LUNCH WILL BE MY FIRST ALBUM TITLE.
I BELIEVE THE PROXIMITY OF THE CHEESE TO THE DOODLES SHOULD QUALIFY, YES.
QUITE FRANKLY, IF THEY WERE FROM HERR’S THEN THEY ARE NOT CHEEZ DOODLES. ONLY WISE MAKES CHEEZ DOODLES. YOU CLEARLY HAD AN IMPOSTER CHEESY SNACK.
QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK CHEESE IS ONE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCES KNOWN TO MAN.
I CONCUR WITH TEXY.DOODLES AND CHEESE GO HAND IN HAND.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY GET SIX GRAMS OF FAT INTO 100 CALORIES. IT MUST BE THE DAY-GLO CHEESE. 100 CALORIES – 60 CALORIES FROM FAT IS WHAT THE LABEL SAYS. I WILL ONLY EAT VEGGIES FOR DINNER.
QUITE FRANKLY, ALL THIS CHEEZE DOODLE TALK IS MAKING ME HUNGRY FOR SOME RIGHT NOW. I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY SOME.
CORRECTION: CHEESE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN.
I THINK WE SHOULD POST THIS ENTIRE EMAIL THREAD ON OUR SITE.
CORRECTION: CHEEZE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS AT SOME POINT. IT MAKES ME LAUGH REALLY HARD (AND IS RELATED. SORRY ABOUT THE SUBTITLES.)
ANDIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. WE SHARE ONE BRAIN, MADE OF CHEESE.
I AM A SIMPLE PERSON, WITH SIMPLE TASTES. THEREFORE, I HOPE THAT BRAIN IS MADE OF EDAM CHEESE.
TSW, THAT IS MY FAVORITE 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR EVER.
CHEESE ISN’T JUST A FOOD, IT’S ALSO A RELIGION.
MANCHEGO IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
IN THE PANTHEON OF FOOD PRODUCTS, CHEEZE IS SECOND ONLY TO BACON IN MY OPINION. QUITE FRANKLY, I WISH SOMEONE WERE TO PRODUCE PANTS MADE OF BACON AND COMBINE THEM WITH CHEEZE DOODLES IN SOME FASHION
BACON WRAPPED CHEESE DOODLES.
SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE.
AND THE LORD SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND THE LORD SAID PASS ME THAT BAG OF DELICIOUS CHEESE DOODLES, WILL YOU, SON?
MMMMMMMM. BACON AND CHEEZE
GREAT, NOW I WANT A BACON, EGG & CHEESE.
YOU LOST ME WITH THE EGG.BACON AND CHEESE DOODLES SOUND GOOD, BUT PROBABLY HAVE MORE THAN 6 GRAMS OF FAT.
MY LITTLE HEART GOES PITTER-PATTER AT THE PROSPECT OF COMBINING CHEEZE AND BACON PANTS. (OR IS IT BECAUSE OF MY IMPENDING MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION?)
WELL, I MEANT BE&C ON A ROLL. SO DELICIOUS.AND YES, IT PROBABLY HAS ONE BAJILLION GRAMS OF FAT.
THIS BACON, EGG AND CHEESE BUSINESS IS DISTRACTING ME FROM THE IDEA OF BACON PANTS AND CHEEZE. PERHAPS THE CHEEZE DOODLES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BACON PANTS?
LIKE BURIED TREASURE??
YES, EXACTLY. THE RED-HAIRED SIREN HAS HIT ON A GENIUS IDEA. WHAT COULD BE MORE DELICIOUS THAN A JUICY PAIR OF BACON PANTS AND A HIDDEN KICKER OF CHEEZE DOODLE TREASURE?
MUST REFRAIN FROM MAKING SALACIOUS “OH YES THERE IS BURIED TREASURE IN BACON PANTS’ PANTS” JOKE…MUST REFRAIN!!!
AND YOU KNOW THE THING ABOUT TREASURE. YOU HAVE TO DIG FOR IT
THEN I SHALL REFRAIN FROM SAYING THE TREASURE AIN’T BURIED THAT FAR- IT SHOULD BE EASY TO GRAB HOLD OF.
HE MAY HAVE BURIED TREASURE, BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE POT OF GOLD. HEY-O!!!!!!!
I, TEXAS F. GAL, VOLUNTEER TO SACRIFICE FOR THE GROUP OF LADIES AND DO THE DIGGING.
PLEASE START USING THE F IN YOUR NAME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. IT MAKES ME GIGGLE.
SOMEDAY I HOPE MY MOTHER TELLS ME WHAT IT STANDS FOR.
NOW SOMEONE HAS SAID “BURIED TREASURE” AND “KICKER” AND NOW ALL I CAN THINK OF IS JEFF REED’S DONG AND HIS AFFINITY FOR CHEESY JERSEY GIRLS.
QUITE FRANKLY, THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF CHEESE ANYONE NEEDS.
I BELIEVE IN J-MONEY’S BIZ THEY WOULD TERM THAT A “CALLBACK.”
HE CAN CALL ME BACK ANYTIME. THANKS, I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. TRY THE VEAL.
AND THE CHEEZE DOODLES.
IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN QUITE FRANKLY, TSW, YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR TROLL DOLLS.
I HAVE TO STOP READING THESE EMAILS BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO WONDER WHY I AM LAUGHING IN MY OFFICE.
AND HAVE CHEETOS ALL OVER MY FACE.
MY COWORKERS LOOK AT ME AND JUST THINK “MUST BE THURSDAY AGAIN”.
Charlie Weis, oatmeal, and cottage cheese
TSW, let’s not open that can of worms again!
I’m pretty sure Cheezy Bacon Pants are formalwear in Green Bay.
There was literally a whole part of this thread where we talk about not liking to wear pants around the house that has been excised for your protection. It’s pretty much exactly how you’d imagine it, boys.
Why limit yourself to not wearing pants just around the house? I submit to you:
You guys (girls) inspire me sometimes. I had to follow up on your Three Headed Broadway Star love. Who really thinks of that?
I had to respond to your claim, and my favorite one is posted here.
The cheese one is good, though
Watching TSW try and piece this conversation together last night was hilarity unto itself. The slow degeneration of the conversation from Cheezy Doodles to Bacon Pants to bacon and cheezy doodles to… well, you know. It was quite something.
That night I had strange dreams of Square Pigs attacking me with Bacon Swords as I bravely attempted to defend myself with a can of Cheez-Wiz.
There was literally a whole part of this thread where we talk about not liking to wear pants around the house that has been excised for your protection. Itâ€™s pretty much exactly how youâ€™d imagine it, boys.
I am studying right now, in a tshirt, in my dining room. Pants are for suckers.
(thank Jebus I have the house to myself.)
Excuse me, but I was told there would be pillow fighting and baby oil here.
Usually someone brings up Jello, Burnsy.
More baby oil. Less Cheez Doodles is my motto.
Seriously Ladies, I enjoy the banter on your blog and look forward to meet each and everyone of you over the course of the various Pants or No Pants Parties.
I’m not sure the King of The Sports Blogs would agree with ALL THE YELLING (after all, we should leave SAS alone for now and concentrate on kneecapping SVP…or so the Kool-Aid tells me…smarmy bastard) but I too would welcome our pillow fighting overlordesses.
We used to give my dog these bacon-cheese treats. She always threw them up. Just sayin’.
Fortunately, none of the Ladies… are dogs. So I don’t think we have to worry about that.
I also don’t think there’s any chance of one of the Ladies… throwing up after getting a taste of a Bacon Pants and cheezy treat.
…unless we’re preggers.
Do you have something you need to share with the class, Red?
Is one of the Ladies pregnant? Which Hottie is responsible?
Quite frankly, Stephen A. Smith should get in on this conversation.
Preggers is hot. and sweaty, but also hot. Will you produce a cheeze doodly child of bacon love?