You can read about the inital bet here and check out the results of the first round, (including the mishap), here.

Ladies, I don’t know about you, but I am worried. Sure we are leading the KSK guys, but this is when brackets always go to poop. A few of us, including myself, have lost at least one of our Final Four Teams. I’ve watched enough basketball this weekend to question every single choice I have ever made. (Including my then high school crush on then Pitt superstar Sean Miller to now Xavier coach Sean Miller.) I just do not feel confident.

Ladies… What have we gotten ourselves into?

1 M – TheStarterWife 51  
2 Honey Ryder – Texas Girl 49  
2 Roger Moore MMP – MMP   49
4 Vesper Lynd – Holly 47  
4 Lousy 20th Amendment – CC   47
6 Jaws – UM    46
7 Sally Ann Rottencrotch – BBD   42
7 Kissy Suzuki – Metschick 42  
7 Jinx Johnson – SA 42  
10 Plenty O’Toole – J-Money 41  
11 Christmas Ape    40
12 Solitaire  – Andie 38  
13 Octopussybasket – flubby   32
  Subtotal 310 256
  Minus lowest Ladies Score -38  
  Total 272 256
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0 Responses to Winning Over the Dicks – MM with the KSK Mafia – Round Two

  1. Disco Stu says:

    Kissing Suzy Kolber is the paramount modern example of vertical consolidation, as that mafia has its fingers in every pot (racketeering, pandering, (grand) larceny, insider-trading, etc.) while Ladies… is clearly an horizontal consolidator (pandering) intent on being madams (euphemistic for female pimps, or less commonly, femps) only. That said, I expect Ladies… to reign over KSK, as its more limited scope allows for greater efficiency.

  2. Mike says:

    Gee, nice representing there, Flubby. Are you a sports writer/humorist, or a fucking lawyer?

    (Don’t answer that. And don’t ask me what I am either.)

    And, by the way, is “BBD” a typo, or has Drew finally decided to pass himself off as “Big Balls Drew”?

  3. Metschick says:

    Mike, I’m a fucking lawyer. What of it? (Never mind, I’ll go beat myself.)

  4. MMP says:

    I hope it’s still close by this time next week. That is all.

  5. It’s a typo. Sorry. (And if fixing it means loosing the table that WordPress kicks out 8 times out of 10, it’s staying.)

    Whenever I read “BDD”, for some reason I think of the end of the Bel Biv DeVoe song that goes, “BBV… ABC… NYC”.

  6. Mike says:

    I’m a fucking lawyer. What of it?

    So am I. Which should explain why I rag on them all the time. Fucking lawyers.

  7. Metschick says:

    Mike: I should’ve recognized another fucking lawyer. My FL radar must be broken.

  8. Mike says:

    Fladar. I like it.

  9. Sanchez says:

    Hey, is anyone running a book on this?

    Who would you lay money on?

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  11. Brian says:

    Well, I’ve only got 10 out of 16 left, although I do still have all the Final Four. There were some fantastic games though in between the horrible shooting and constant turnovers.

    I am surprised that Southern Illinois and Butler are in considering how they struggled at times near the end of the season.

    I will admit to an East Coast bias in that I didn’t pick Oregon or USC. So sue me. The Big East will be back next season with UCONN.

  12. TheStarterBoyfriend says:

    A salue to those of us stupid enough to have thought that Old Dominion would be our George Mason of ’07. All hail.

  13. flubby says:

    I’m still pissed at BDD for killing what remaining street cred I had by outing my profession on KSK. And yes, my brackets are shitty, big whup wanna fight about it?

  14. Mike says:

    I’d say let’s throw down, right here in front of the ladies. A couple bruises and a little blood could work for both of us.

    But, what the hell, let other guys fight it out. Then they can retain us if they litigate. Win-win that way.

  15. Holly says:

    But flubby has the best bracket name of anyone, by a very large margin.

  16. Kissing Suzy Kolber is the paramount modern example of vertical consolidation, as that mafia has its fingers in every pot How do you miss that obvious of a joke for the follow up? Seems to me, Disco Stu could use some more nachos. His power is waning.

  17. Disco Stu says:

    Amenable a los Nachos, sometimes I try to rise above the obvious joke… But moreso, I knew that just saying “KSK has its fingers in every pot” would elicit the desired result without further prompting.

  18. Texas Gal says:

    TSW is kicking ass and taking names!

    And fair warning, I always look like a bracket genius in the 64 and 32 rounds — but after that, I have a long, sad history of tanking in spectacular fashion.

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