Previously on Ladies…
It feels like just yesterday that we held our Fantasy Quarterback Draft, but here we are after Week 14 facing the playoffs. Interestingly enough, half of the top eight draft picks spent most of the season on the bench. (More on the ratio of hotness-to-stats-to-wins once the season ends. Hopefully by then I’ll be able to figure out how to properly weigh the strength of draft selections in the formula without using a dartboard.)
But first, the results of Week 14.
GordonShumway’s Angelina Ate My Baby 90.02 Drew Brees – 25.02
TheStarterWife 99.98 Ben Roethlisberger – 13.88
SA’s Woodson over Manning 190.86 Tom Brady – 32.36
Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 133.74 Brett Favre – 17.64
Clare’s Speckhosen 162.22 Jon Kitna – 9.92
Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies 120.86 Eli Manning – 13.46
Andrea’s ThreatLevelMidnight 106.08 Tony Romo – 21.58
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 167.86 Peyton Manning – 25.96
Hot QB Rankings
(Methodology for final regular season standings – Hot QB Owner ties were broken by going to the overall points total for their primary quarterback. It was that or going by overall team standings, which resulted in the same tie-breakers. Winning percentages for primary QBs also ended with the same rankings.)
Tom Brady 12-1
Matt Hasselbeck 1-0
Marc Bulger 1-2
Tony Romo 7-4
3. Texas Gal
Vince Young 2-1
Brett Favre 6-5
Drew Brees 7-7
Jake Delhomme 0-0
Ben Roethlisberger 6-7
Carson Palmer 0-1
Peyton Manning 4-9
David Carr 0-0
Donovan McNabb 1-0
Rex Grossman 0-1
Jon Kitna 4-8
Matt Schaub 0-1
Philip Rivers 3-6
Alex Smith 0-0
Eli Manning 1-4
Overall Team Standings
2. TheStarterWife 10-4-0 .714 1875.94
4. Woodson over Manning 9-5-0 .643 2239.22
5. ThreatLevelMidnight 8-6-0 .571 1936.84
8. (De)Jesus’ Homies 1-13-0 .071 1362.90
1. Speckhosen 11-3-0 .786 1989.60
3. JimBobCooterGaveMe6 10-4-0 .714 2242.14
6. The Real (Colt)McCoy 6-8-0 .429 1785.10
7. Angelina Ate My Baby 1-13-0 .071 1389.26
Do you really want to see how the teams play out?
What is absolutely insane, is that my team played GordonShumway’s team for the last game of the regular reason, just to face off in not only the first round of team playoffs, but for the Hot QB bracket! Ben losing to Brees two weeks in a row? With New Orleans playing Arizona and the Steelers against the Jags, it is a very distinct possibility.
Looking at those hot QB seedings, they seem pretty true-to-life, hottie wise: Brady is no. 1, Romo is no. 2 and Favre is no. 3.
Epic game by Brady last week. I think he was motivated by his one loss the previous week in the Ladies… Stand By Your Man Fantasy QB Tournament.
Apparently JimBobCooter actually gave Holly 10.
Also, I couldn’t wait the last couple of days for this post to come up to see what the results were for the regular season.
[mutters sullenly about Indy’s roster of healthy receivers PEYTON CAN’T PASS TO HIMSELF drink drink drink]
Tell me about Holly… tell me about it…
OR A FUCKING O-LINE.
I think he was motivated by his one loss the previous week in the Ladiesâ€¦ Stand By Your Man Fantasy QB Tournament.
If only Doug. If only.
Doug: I know you were anxiously awaiting to see if I was in last or next to last place…
I think an actually crown needs to be awarded to the winner at the end of this thing. It only seems fitting.
I think the sad truth is if you mix gridiron success with hotness, there is no QB out there that can beat Tom Brady. His off field behavior has been bugging me, and i dislike his coach, but his looks and WR targeting is unbeatable.
@IJMTU: I assumed the prize would be more like the prize in Lesbian Spank Inferno from this classic episode of Coupling.
Video from the scene I was talking about.
ok, Brady over Romo in a squeaker in the finale. but can’t we have them BOTH?!?!