Pirates maintain dignity, Crystal looks terrified

As I said over on WHYGAVS, I cannot believe I was checking the box score of an in-progress spring training game just for Billy Crystal. (And not only checking, having the page refresh every 30 seconds.)

Let’s never speak of any of this ever again.

EDIT – For some reason, I cannot stop staring at this photo.  I think this is the look of a man shitting his pants.