Previously on Ladies…

The beauty in watching pro-football is not in the speed of the receivers, not in the strength of the running backs, and not in size of the linemen. You might catch a glimpse of it in the leap of cornerback about to make an interception or when a tackle might move faster than a big guy should, but true beauty lies elsewhere on the field. Beauty appears in the moments that giants rise above the apparent chaos and see exactly what is happening across the turf.

They throw towards the heavens.

They work while being brought down to earth.

They stay calm when the enemy is all around.

The keep moving when they see the hit coming out of the corner of their eye.

The can force their bodies back when everyone else is moving forward.

They can turn their back to everyone else on the field to find their teammates.

When things go wrong, they are the ones who throw their arms in the air because it does all rely on them.

And when everything is right, they are the ones who can sit back and smile.


Week 11 Results – Note for the first time this season it was a clean sweep – winning both the QB battle and the overall team score – in all four games.

SA’s Woodson over Manning 205.72 Tom Brady 35.82
TheStarterWife 108.60 Ben Roethlisberger 9.30

GordonShumway’s Angelina Ate My Baby 103.40 Drew Brees 14.20
Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy155.22 Brett Favre 20.42

Andrea’s ThreatLevelMidnight 106.92 Tony Romo 26.92
Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies 83.92 Eli Manning 15.82

Clare’s Speckhosen 181.68 Jon Kitna 16.08
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 124.62 Peyton Manning 5.22

Hottie QB Rankings

1. SA
Tom Brady 10-0
Matt Hasselbeck 1-0

2. Texas Gal
Vince Young 2-1
Brett Favre 5-3

3. Andrea
Marc Bulger 1-2
Tony Romo 5-3

4. TheStarterWife
Ben Roethlisberger 5-5
Carson Palmer 0-1

t-5. GordonShumway
Drew Brees 4-7
Jake Delhomme 0-0

t-5. Clare
Rex Grossman 0-1
Jon Kitna 4-5
Matt Schaub 0-1

t-5. Holly
Peyton Manning 3-7
David Carr 0-0
Donovan McNabb 1-0

5. Metschick
Philip Rivers 3-6
Alex Smith 0-0
Eli Manning 0-2

Team Rankings

Division 1
1. ThreatLevelMidnight 8-3-0 .727 1566.60
4. TheStarterWife 7-4-0 .636 1448.20
5. Woodson over Manning 6-5-0 .545 1764.08
8. (De)Jesus’ Homies 1-10-0 .091 1047.02

Division 2
2. Speckhosen 8-3-0 .727 1543.12
3. JimBobCooterGaveMe6 7-4-0 .636 1688.58
6. The Real (Colt)McCoy 6-5-0 .545 1411.68
7. Angelina Ate My Baby 1-10-0 .091 1089.28

And to finish on a high note, how about some nice Brees ass?

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11 Responses to Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 11 – Hyperbole Edition

  1. metschick says:

    What? Another soul-crushing week for Metsy in FFB?

    Can’t bring me down! I’m telling my parents on Thursday about the boyfriend. La la la…

    (I’ll focus on anything to try and forget the fact that my miserable excuse for a team is 1-10.)

  2. Pam/Shorty says:

    Great picture of Eli “fag hands” Manning there, TSW.

  3. ladyandrea says:

    WOOT WOOT! FF DOMINATION! And who with? Why the man I was BLASTED for drafting…..TONY ROMO!!!!


  4. Pam – I actually thought he looked more like a fetal pig.

  5. And I am not worried about Romo. He’ll slip up come the playoffs.

  6. Pam/Shorty says:

    Hehe. Well I didn’t take AP bio in high school, so I never got to disect a fetal pig, and hence was unable to draw the comparison.

  7. IJustMadeThatUp says:

    Those damn sacks! The O-Line came thinking they’d be defending against a caffeteria… not the dreaded SACK lunch.

    (Sorry. I was trying something there and I don’t think I’ve been drinking enough to pull it off.)

  8. SA says:

    At least something associating with Michigan football has made me smile this week.

  9. DougOLis says:

    How is Peyton only 3-7? That’s incredible. He’s not having that bad of a season.

    TSW: Romo may slip up in the actual playoffs but he should be fine in the FF playoffs. Right? I hope so.

  10. Texas Gal says:

    Not by me, Lady A. I stood by his, err, your side.

    And I’m ranked #2… woohoo! Unfortunately, I don’t think Brett can overtake Dreamboat anytime soon.

  11. nolachick says:

    as a saints fan, i get to enjoy a little “brees ass” every week. that’s actually about the only thing i’ve been able to enjoy about the saints this season…

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