Previously on Ladies…
More crunches and less Nestle for you, Mr. Romo.
Now really, how does a quarterback just lose the ball like that? Everything about this picture just confuses me. Was it covered in grease? Cheese fondue? They have that fondue stand at the Pink Taco. Maybe it was chocolate.
Despite the fact that he’s actually played some this season, it completely slipped my mind that Trent Dilfer was still in the league. How old am I? Dilfer was the QB on my 1997 fantasy football team.
Quarterback trivia you can use to win a bar bet: Derek Anderson throws with his right hand, but writes with his left hand.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…
Giant, grown, goofy boy.
Not even sure if they have rainbow trout in the south, but I cannot draw a catfish.
Best part of the 30-yard TD run? The Alan Faneca yelling, “YOU’RE GOOD! GO, GO, GO!” (Would have been cooler if he yelled, “You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home.” But I guess it would be hard to think of movie quotes with a 300 pound linebacker in your face looking to squish you.)
Why does Eli look like he’s 12 years old? He was drafted the same year as Ben Roethlisberger and Philip Rivers and yet he looks like he should be
starting second-string JV.
Maybe with that disgusted look he can at least find a date to the prom. Assuming he can find the aisle in Duane Reed that stocks Clearasil.
I wouldn’t dare.
And for Holly’s sake, let us not dwell on Peyton’s Week 10 troubles and instead gaze upon on the fine display of military might that is Jeremy Shockey.
Week 10 Results
Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 118.84 Brett Favre 26.14
TheStarterWife 112.02 Ben Roethlisberger 31.02
GordonShumway’s Angelina Ate My Baby 109.98 Drew Brees 16.88
Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies 105.24 Eli Manning 11.74
SA’s Woodson over Manning 105.42 Matt Hasselbeck 19.72
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 162.02 Peyton Manning 17.12
Clare’s Speckhosen 104.86 Jon Kitna 13.78
Andrea’s ThreatLevelMidnight 122.08 Tony Romo 24.88
Stand By Your Man Rankings
Tom Brady 9-0
Matt Hasselbeck 1-0
2. Texas Gal
Vince Young 2-1
Brett Favre 4-3
Ben Roethlisberger 5-4
Carson Palmer 0-1
Marc Bulger 1-2
Tony Romo 4-3
Drew Brees 4-6
Jake Delhomme 0-0
Peyton Manning 3-6
David Carr 0-0
Donovan McNabb 1-0
Philip Rivers 3-6
Alex Smith 0-0
Eli Manning 0-1
Rex Grossman 0-1
Jon Kitna 3-5
Matt Schaub 0-1
Divisional Team Rankings
2. TheStarterWife 7-3-0 .700 1339.60
3. ThreatLevelMidnight 7-3-0 .700 1459.88
5. Woodson over Manning 5-5-0 .500 1558.36
8. (De)Jesus’ Homies 1-9-0 .100 963.10
1. JimBobCooterGaveMe6 7-3-0 .700 1566.96
4. Speckhosen 7-3-0 .700 1361.36
6. The Real (Colt)McCoy 5-5-0 .500 1256.46
7. Angelina Ate My Baby 1-9-0 .100 986.88
Sorry, I don’t think I’ve played with the MS Paint since this post (why is the formatting off on that post, I do not know) and just felt like goofing off last night.