My second favorite time of the year is here – The NHL playoffs and the long, arduous road to the most storied trophy in all of sports, the Stanley Cup.  For the players and fans alike, it always feels like you are a breath away from victory or complete annihilation. 

I always thought it was because the game moves so fast, that at any second a small flick of the wrist, a quick move in front of the goalie, a shot taken perfectly at the 4 hole and 1-1 tie would become a 2-1 victory.   (And while we never again go through the excitement hell of staying up until 2 AM to watch the Pens in a fourth overtime,  I found myself really looking forward to watching shoot-outs at the end of regulation during the playoffs last year.)

So join me Ladies… and let’s check out the hotties head to head, skate to skate.

Ottawa Senators vs Pittsburgh Penguins

(Daniel Alfredsson vs Evgeni Malkin and hey… how did that other hottie get in there?)







I don’t care how much everyone says that the Senators are due, so many recent playoff runs, they have more post-season experience, blah blah blah.  This is one of the most exciting times to be a Pens fan, (no one expected anything from them in ’91 either), so the only thing we have to worry about is if our baby-faced boys Crosby, Malkin, Staal, and Fleury can manage to grow play-off beards.

Atlanta Thrashers vs New York Rangers

(Ilya Kovalchuk vs Jaromir Jagr)







Kovy was benched recently for being cranky, but looks to come back strong in the Thrashers’ first trip to the playoffs.   Jags, well, the Rangers looked pretty much out of it a little more than a month ago, but here they are in the post-season.   I’m rooting for Team Kovy here because we could use more male models in sports.

New Jersey Devils vs Tampa Bay Lighting

(Cam Janssen vs  Nikita Alexeev)








I could never cheer for anyone in a Devil’s uni and quite frankly, I’m a little afraid of Alexeev.  This whole series comes down to “Fuck you Brodeur” for me.  (See? Like any good fan I am already in fine playoff form.)

Buffalo Sabers vs New York Islanders

(Paul Gaustad vs Alexei Yashin)







Yes I know Gaustad is out for the season.  Too bad.  He’s the hottest guy on the Sabers other than Ty Conklin, and I am sure you Buffalo fans don’t want his bad mojo hanging around this post-season, what with your fancy Presidents’ Trophy for best season and all.  Wait… what… bad mojo?  What I am thinking?

A pox on both the Sabers and the Islanders in this series.   (Side note – The Islanders have probably the coolest team roster page ever.  Every team in every sport needs to start doing this.)

Detroit Red Wings vs Calgary Flames

(Andreas Lilja vs Mark Giordano)


Hardly seems fair?  I mean, if we were going to go on looks alone, really, Andreas would have a cake walk through to the finals.  Typical.  Life is too good to the Red Wings.  How old is their center Robert Lang now? 38?  40?

Mighty Ducks of Anaheim vs Minnesota Wild

(Ryan Getzlaf vs Shawn Belle) 







Ok, so it is a stretch naming Shawn Belle considering that he has gone back and forth between the Wild and their minor league team this season.  But since they recalled him in time for the playoffs, he’s totally fair game in my book.  (Besides, have you seen the rest of the Wild?  The Hanson brothers would be an improvement. 

Vancouver Canucks vs Dallas Stars

(This one does not matter.  There is only one winner here.)

Nashville Predators vs San Jose Sharks

(Jason Arnott vs Mark Bell)






Hey, didn’t you guys meet here at the same time last season?  It must be frustrating to face the same team in the first round again.  Everyone’s picking the Sharks it seems, but I have a feeling that Nashville might come through this year. 

Man.  That is one frozen pond full of hotties we have here.   Remember what they look like now because in a couple of weeks, they will all be a lot scruffier.




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24 Responses to Hottie Hit and Run – Shoot And Score Edition – Playoff time!

  1. bLiNdLuCk says:

    Ummm, just where is the 4 hole?

    The 5 hole is between the legs? Is the five hole at the top of the legs?

  2. bLiNdLuCk says:

    Err, that should be the 4 hole at the top of the legs… damn fingers have minds of their own.

  3. Pam says:

    why so much hate, TSW?

    (btw, i like the tiny little smiley at the very bottom of the page!)

  4. The four hole is stick side, just above the stick. (I think. I know it is def. stick side.)

    God, look at this post again in the light of day… so hot. Who cares if they the other Ladies do not love hockey – more meat for me.

  5. Pam says:

    oh, and yashin is an ugly turtle neck wearing d-bag. (he sucks, too)

  6. Pam -Maybe because I am wearing a Penguins shirt today.

  7. Pam says:

    Got it.

  8. Pam – Hahahaha. I was struggling when it came to the Islanders. I liked Yashin a bit more when he was younger.

  9. Pam says:

    Yea, I can’t think of anyone on the Islanders. I like DP (just his looks…he’s widly overrated)…but as for the rest, well, yuck city.

    Jason Blake is almost nightmare fuel he’s so ugly. And then there’s Ryan Smyth…..

  10. I thought about Jeff Tambellini, but couldn’t pull the trigger. I went with who I knew.

  11. Pam says:

    Actually I just scanned their page, and I think Tambellini’s alright.

  12. It may just be the homer in me, but the Pens have to be one of the most attractive teams I have ever had the immense pleasure of watching.

  13. Jen P says:

    Oh my goodness. I can’t wait until we get to the west. But if Forsberg’s not on the list, your credibility takes a serious hit.

  14. Jen P says:

    Gah, I’m an idiot and didn’t scroll down to the west. No Forsberg?! I was three feet from the man on Saturday and almost melted.

  15. Jen P says:

    And not that I could ever bring myself to cheer for a Red Wing, but if Lilja ever gets traded, I’m all over that action. Unfortunately, my second-place NHL hottie, Jose Theodore, isn’t in the playoffs (along with the rest of my team).

  16. Forsberg was an Av too long for me to like him.

  17. Sam says:

    I can understand your love for Mike Modano, but come on, not even a little respect for the Canucks and resident hottie Taylor Pyatt? How can you not be completely enchanted by the eyes?

  18. I like DP (just his looks…he’s widly overrated)…

    Please take a look at his numbers for this year.
    He got a LOT better.

    Isles in 7. Nolan has his revenge.

  19. TheStarterBoyfriend says:

    None of this “hotness” matters unless you do a side-by-side comparison during the fourth or fifth rounds of The Cup playoffs (which are in August? May of 2008?). Those Playoff Beards greatly affect the looks of any guy, no matter how male-model-ish he might appear– especially the poor pansy-boys who can barely grow the scruff in grotesque patches on their face.

    Put that in your zamboni and smooth it.

  20. Sam – Oh shit. That is hot. (I’ve been anti-Vancouver lately, which has nothing to do with hockey, but the feeling carries over.)

  21. Sam says:

    TSW – Why the anti-Vancouver sentiments? It’s like the LA of Canada, only the weed makes it totally harmless.

  22. Pam says:

    when’s the 5th round?

  23. Sam – Because I work with a lot of Canadians. Too passive sometimes.

  24. iraksti says:

    where is Ozolinsh ?

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