Give me a day or so to take a pic. And figure out how to make it “flashing” gif.
And I am so PMS-y right now, so if I am bloated don’t laugh. (Or I will stab you in the eye!)
And the StarterBoyfriend is really unhappy… read the conversation after the jump…
StarterWife (12:39:55 PM): hey
StarterWife (12:40:03 PM): so you need to take a “photo” of me
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:04 PM): Hi.
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:06 PM): O.K.
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:08 PM): Why?
StarterWife (12:40:12 PM): Ben won
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:20 PM): Ben won what?
StarterWife (12:40:20 PM): I am going to shrink it small
StarterWife (12:40:32 PM): and then make an animated gif
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:36 PM): Oh no.
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:40 PM): Oh no way.
StarterBoyfriend (12:40:52 PM): Take a picture of me without my shirt on and send that instead.
StarterWife (12:43:02 PM): No
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:20 PM): <sigh>
StarterWife (12:43:22 PM): you said you would
StarterWife (12:43:27 PM): help
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:31 PM): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:37 PM): Do you know how to animate a .gif?
StarterWife (12:43:43 PM): I think so
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:47 PM): Oh great.
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:50 PM): Well.
StarterBoyfriend (12:43:56 PM): Here’s to “trying new things”…
StarterWife (12:44:03 PM): lol… you’re funny
StarterBoyfriend (12:44:05 PM): At least you didn’t say you’d shave your head.
StarterWife (12:44:09 PM): very true
StarterBoyfriend (12:44:20 PM): Well, remind me later.
StarterWife (12:45:03 PM): yes, because this is something you’re apt to forget
StarterBoyfriend (12:45:18 PM): Um.
StarterBoyfriend (12:45:23 PM): I’m already trying to.
I’d be more pissed that my name is Starter Boyfriend, but that’s why I’m single.
So what do we get if Ben wins it all?
StarterBoyfriend gets them every day! He shouldn’t be pissed.
We finally get to share his joy.
JB – There is no chance in hell that he’s going to win the whole thing.
He could be the dark horse if the breastesis are really spectacular.
IF they’re spectacular? Good God. Bunch of Glass-Half-Empty Deadspinners, aren’t you?
I believe the quote is “they are real AND spectacular”.