Internet, you have failed me. Searches for “melted cheese head”, “melting Packer cheesehead”, or “melting morons wearing foam food for a hat” came up with bupkus. I refuse to believe that no one has ever melted a cheesehead.
Let’s take a step back here.
Am I really talking about melting a Packer cheese head? After five losses in a row, am I really that confident? Am I predicting a win over the Packers? Does this mean I am hopeful the Steelers can turn their season around and finish above .500? Do I believe they can finish 9-7? Yes, I am and yes, I do.