I don’t want anyone to get hurt, but truth of the matter is the only way to avoid destruction is not to play the game.
Now to crackers.
Usually, I post a whole string of photos on how to make these recipes, fill it with some half-funny jokes and vague references to fat players.
Considering the long walk I took above, well. Just look at the photo set here and read the below directions. You’ll figure it out. These are really awesome crackers and I’d be lying to say I haven’t eaten an entire other batch of them while typing this post.