Followed by, “IS THAT FOOD? CAN I HAVE A BITE? JUST A LITTLE BIT. CAN’T YOU SEE I AM STARVING? AND IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! YES, MY BIRTHDAY! YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR FOOD BECAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. NOW? YOU’LL GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR FOOD NOW? JUST A SMALL PIECE. I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A TASTE. DO YOU NEED ME TO FLUFF MY EARS? BECAUSE I’LL FLUFF UP MY EARS IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR FOOD. LOOK! I’M SITTING! THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GLORIOUS PEOPLE FOOD. JUST A LITTLE BIT I SWEAR IT’S OKAY WITH THE TALL PERSON AND THE SHORT PERSON. THEY ALWAYS LET ME HAVE THEIR FOOD, SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT IF YOU JUST DROP A LITTLE PIECE OF WHATEVER IT IS YOU’RE EATING ON THE GROUND. DID I MENTION IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY?”

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