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6 Responses to Happy Birthday Ben

  1. Tuffy says:

    So *there’s* the cake!

  2. SA says:

    I am infinitely interested in how that cake was designed.

  3. IJustMadeThatUp says:

    Congrats on the contract extension, Ben. Maybe this will shut up the naysayers I had to listen to this year, saying the kid was waiting for a better team to make him an offer. (Well, the better team did! Phbbbbt!)

    And as for Alan Faneca, congrats you overrated, arrogant douchebag. Have fun protecting the O-line for… um… who’s the QB in JETSland this week? Give a call to Joey Porter and Randel El and the three of you can make a committee of disenfranchised Steelers players who now compete on worthless teams. I’ll be looking for your XL ring on Ebay in the next few years.

    (Again, PHBBBBBT!)

  4. TSB – Bringing back the raspberry.

  5. @Tuffy – So Large Benjamin is getting the science done, so to speak?

  6. Happy b-day Ben! don’t forget your helmet!

    Rickey suspects that Ben howeverthefuckyouspellhislastname is no Eli Manning.

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