Previously on Ladies…

Week 5. Really. It is already Week 5. One-third of the regular season is done and gone.

Tom Brady remains the only undefeated QB (surprisingly in head to head QB match-ups Peyton Manning is 2-3 in this league), and Clare’s Speckhosen finally come back to earth with a loss this weekend leaving her tied with SA and myself at 4-1.

This weekend also saw GordonShumway’s Jake Delhomme go out for the season, so she might want to consider sending her third stringer Jay Cutler a few casual, “How’ve you been” emails while Drew Brees proves to be the flakiest date of the season.

TSW 135.64 Ben Roethlisberger – 12.34
Clare’s Speckhosen 103.64 Jon Kitna – 2.54


TSW – How much do I love you guys? Ben with bonus tight end ass. Indeed.

Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 107.48 Brett Favre – 14.88
Andie’s ThreadLevelMidnight 147.86 Tony Romo – 14.06


Andie (before the game) – Tony Romo….well, it doesn’t matter this week. He can just sit there and look pretty. WOO HOO
Andie (after the game) – Tony Romo’s so goddamn cute, I’d lick the sweat right off him right now.
TSW And give him INT #6?
Andie – Oh, I’d give him Intersections 6, 7, and 8. (not entirely sure what that even means, but it sounds dirrty enough)
TSW – Are you drinking? And could Alyssa Milano’s arms be any hairier? And could she have more Botox?
Andie – Me? No, haven’t had a drop.

Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies XXX Philip Rivers – 24.50
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 151.82 Peyton Manning – 16.92

Holly

SA’s Woodson Over Manning 105.70 Tom Brady – 22.60
GordonShumway’s AngelinaAteMyBaby 96.18 Drew Brees – 10.08

SA -Tom Brady: Still hot. Still kicking ass.

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14 Responses to Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 5

  1. FUCKING PISS HELL. I go up against Dreamboat again this weekend and of course Ben is on the bye week.

    Fucking hell.

  2. cowgalutah says:

    What… No congrats to Cleveland for the win last night?

  3. thistlewarrior says:

    Heath Miller is the reason his position is called TE. Mmmmm! (and I don’t care if he’s the enemy!)

    And I now officially hate Drew Brees. He is single-handedly killing my fantasy team!

  4. metschick says:

    Wait, my team didn’t even get points, just letters?! That’s how bad they suck.

  5. metschick says:

    Okay, I just checked. I got 116 points. That might be the first time I cracked 100!

  6. Tuffy says:

    Aww, Ben is telling Heath that he has to be this tall to fall off the ride in the intersection. That’s so cute!

    I’ll just be hiding over here.

  7. Clare says:

    I know this series is about our QBeez, but it bears repeating: DAMN YOU FELLOW PITT GRAD LARRY FITZGERALD I WAS 4-0 IN THE LADIES FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE UNTIL YOU WERE ALL GOOD AND SHIT ON SUNDAY.

  8. Texas Gal says:

    This was the ultimate conflict for me this week: I started my baby Brett Favre against Andie, but Andie started my team’s QB. I can’t root against my own team’s QB!

  9. ladyandrea says:

    He did all he could to get a win for you, Texas Gal. For a second, I thought he was gonna get me negative points. : )

  10. DougOLis says:

    I can’t get the audio to work.

  11. celeste says:

    too bad for Delhomme. cats are getting Vinny Testaverde, tho.

  12. IJustMadeThatUp says:

    And now you all look like freakin’ geniuses for not picking Leinert in any of your leagues. I made fun of TSW for not picking the “obvious” QB Hottie, but damn. Way to go Ladies…

  13. Because we are the realist bitches alive.

    Who sometimes have to glitter it up.

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