Previously on Ladies…
Ladies’ favorite Curtis Granderson hit a double in first inning (Ed. note – seen fielding) giving him 30 doubles, 15 triples, 15 homers, and
10 14 steals so far this season. Congrats Curtis! Keep it up boys! I want to see Sean the Tigers make another run this Fall.
The Ladies got play over on EDSBS! Be sure to check out Drunk Ladies: Cocktails For Your Team 2007! And for the record? I loathe USC, but no one is going to care about my college football team, including the students.
I have watched more Giants games in the past couple of weeks than I care to admit to and the one night, the one night, I go out to see a band that a friend had asked me to go and check out this band the Mystechs Bonds hits the fucking thing. Which I find out by a txt message that reads, “756. I may owe you for this.”
All things said and done, the band was actually really good, (the girl had good pipes and the guys were super high-energy fun, so check out the MP3s for “Bitchslap”, “Sweet666teen”, and “Groundpounder”), and after a shared drink with a bouncer who was also upset he missed the homer followed by night’s sleep I don’t feel so bad that I missed the hit anymore.
My feelings on Bonds don’t run very deep. He doped. Lot’s of players that are in Cooperstown doped. Selig could have fixed this a long time ago and didn’t, and if he had any self-respect he’d step down in the off season since he’s so upset by Bonds. (Fucking classless that he stuck his hands in his pockets on Saturday night. Bonds has directly contributed to the increase in your personal wealth Bud, clap you jackass.)
And finally –
OK pretty boy, your little snit-fit over wanting top ten draftee money is over, time to show up for camp. I hope at your first day at practice (how many days late?) the OL all stands up at least once so you can get the sack you deserve.