I DON’T CARE THAT THERE ARE PLAYOFFS GOING ON IN THE NBA AND NHL! HAVE YOU SEEN OUR HEAD COACH IN ACTION?!?
Shades, lip curl, whistle, and a touch of Laurence Fishburne?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT TEN MORE WEEKS FOR TRAINING CAMP?!?!?!??!!??!?!
The problem is, now I cannot stop thinking about you. The more I hate you, the more I want you. I want to just tear your pal, skinny Russian ass apart.
“Do you think that if we win 5-0, all the headlines tomorrow will make some sort of ‘Duck Hunt’ joke?”
“Most likely. Did you see that bloated guy in the stands?”
Congrats on the first win since the surgery Randy. Nine K’s and no walks over seven innings is always aces with me. I’m kind of glad none of the other Ladies think you’re cute, that way I get you all to myself.