Hello. Perhaps you do not know me. Let me introduce myself. My name is Jeff Foster and I am the center for the Indiana Pacers. Tell me about you though, enough of about me. Stare deep into my eyes, lean into me as I lean into you, and tell me everything. It is just you and I in this locker room… how did such a smart and good looking cheerleader wander into the men’s locker room? No matter. You’re here now and you are all I can focus on.
I know I’m cute as button. Even the ref is checking out my behind I am so cute. Even my name is very cute – Carlos Delfino. Won the gold medal in the last Olympics with the Argentinian National team. Isn’t that cute too? I could wear my little gold medal and look even cuter, but then I think you’d have to fight Mr. Scary Ref.
Je vous présente Thabo Sefolosha. I could tell you all about my time with the Chicago Bulls in about five other languages if you like, but that would be wasting time. The most important thing you need to know about me is that I am from Switzerland. All the quality chocolate you can handle, meine lieblich.
Do not ask questions. Enough with the questions. I am from Turkey and I was born in 1987. You do not need to know anything else. Uzbek? No, no, I am from Turkey and I was born in 1987. If it was good enough for the Bucks, it is good enough for you. Would these lips lie?
Larry Hughes here. Yeah, Cavs, play-offs, yeah yeah. Yeah I can introduce you to LeBron, but why would you want to meet that giant marshmallow? You know baby, I’m the one who totally will support your career. Yeah.